The new Dodge Ram 3500 Quad X-tra Large

Introducing the new Dodge Ram 3500 Quad X-tra Large LIVING X-TRA LARGE Bigger is better. Especially when you’re talking about the Heavy-Duty Ram 3500 Quad X-tra Large. Haul through the streets with a large vehicle to make up for a small penis. * Has so much power that it can even haul YOUR fat ass around town. * Equipped with 35 x-tra large cupholders and burger slots. * Measures the temperature of your farts in fahrenheit. * Ideal for bringing kids to school or drive to shopping malls. * Looks as shitty as we could possibly make it. INTIMIDATION FACTOR It’s what happens to “toy” truck drivers when they see a Ram 3500 in their mirror. Hey, if you saw a truck like this barreling toward you, you’d know intimidation, too. MORE TOW FOR LESS DOUGH Low quality for an acceptable price. DODGE GRAB LIFE BY THE HORNS

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