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Do they know it's Christmas Time At All?

Do they know it's Christmas Time At All?

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Urinal by Calvin Klein

Urinal
for men
eau de toilette
by
Calvin Klein

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Lego Zen Master

Lego Zen Master
Hello,
I am Kwang
Dang Zong
from the
sacred
Temple of
Zen.
Here at the
temple, we
study the
Zen way for
all our
life.
YET we FAIL
TO unlock
the mystery
of Lego Zen.
If you are at
the age of 12
and know
how to play
Lego, please
enlighten
us!

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Dump

dump
Browse * Throw Away * My Dump * Garbage Truck
Junk Yard
Wanna get rid
of your old junk?
* No need to to fudge
a story about your item!
* No need to send in
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camera that you cant
handle anyway!
* No need to make up
a silly nick name!
* No need to court other
dumpers to earn positive
feedback!
* Whatever it is, well
make it go away!

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Safer Surf

Safer Surf
Before you plug it in ...
protect yourself !
I was surfing smut pages without protection.
It was my first time. I had a lot of fun, but then
I caught  a dialer. I wish I could turn back time.
Billy G. (22), New Mexiko
Im CEO of a large software company. I just
sent an email to a friend when I realised that my
PC had a virus. Now I feel sorry for him, too.
Steve B. (47), USA
I was using this insecure operating system.
When I opened an email attachment I got from
a friend, my PC was infected.
Bill G. (40), USA
Make sure it
doesnt happen
to you.
Weisenheimer Ltd.
The Security Experts.

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Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS
Jessica Weisenheimer reports LIVE
CHINA: RICE BAG FALLEN OVER
SITUATION UNCLEAR
STOCK MARKETS REMAIN CALM IN SPITE OF RICE INCIDENT - LOCAL FARMERS: "YAWN"

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The Complete Secret Knowledge Of The Illuminati

The Complete Secret Knowledge of The Illuminati
Table of Contents
Title page ...... 1

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The new Dodge Ram 3500 Quad X-tra Large

Introducing the new Dodge Ram 3500 Quad X-tra Large
LIVING X-TRA LARGE
Bigger is better. Especially when youre
talking about the Heavy-Duty Ram 3500 Quad
X-tra Large. Haul through the streets with a large
vehicle to make up for a small penis.
* Has so much power that it can even haul YOUR fat ass around town.
* Equipped with 35 x-tra large cupholders and burger slots.
* Measures the temperature of your farts in fahrenheit.
* Ideal for bringing kids to school or drive to shopping malls.
* Looks as shitty as we could possibly make it.
INTIMIDATION FACTOR
Its what happens to toy truck
drivers when they see a Ram 3500
in their mirror. Hey, if you saw a
truck like this barreling toward you,
youd know intimidation, too.
MORE TOW FOR LESS DOUGH
Low quality for an acceptable price.
DODGE
GRAB LIFE BY THE HORNS

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when you feel a creative urge
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