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MTV Cribs

MTV CRIBS
Hello MTV, welcome to my humble abode.
I donít know what else to say, so letís take a look around!
This is the garden area, we call it ďthe parkĒ.
All plants have been individually selected for this place.
Check out the concrete sofa -  itís brand new!
Hereís a friend of mine chilling at the hydrant. Thereís
only 2 Million in the U.S. so weíre really lucky to have one.
This is the wide-open luxury childrenís bedroom.
The kids are asleep, so be very quiet and letís move on...

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Fashion Misconception

VOGUE
Fashion Mistake
Wear fur inside otherwise it's not warming
Stars
How they bore themselves to death
The 3 Truths
You're too fat
You're not good looking
You can't get these clothes

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Tupperguns Party

Tupperguns
A Modern Classic
Ever attend a Tupperguns Party? Chances
are you have ... or at least know someone
who has. Since its start more than 50 years
ago, the Tupperguns Party has grown into a
worldwide phenomenon, providing an
enjoyable one-of-a-kind experience for
millions around the world. Over the years,
the Tupperguns Party has continued to evolve
to offer timely solutions for today's lifestyles.
Personalize Your Party
By hosting a Tupperguns Party, you'll enjoy
a fun and personalized shopping experience
in the privacy and comfort of your home. Your
Tupperguns Consultant can spend as little or
as much time as you wish ... it's up to you. And
no matter your lifestyle, we can customize the
party to fit your needs and the needs of your
guests.
Quality and Performance
At Tupperguns, we take pride in being the first
to develop new products that achieve top
performance with the latest technology. Even
better, you can feel good about our products
because they last a lifetime, reducing waste
and protecting the planet for future generations.

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Dare to repair

Dare to Repair
A Do-It-Herself Guide to Abortion using household tools.
Guaranteed: If this doesn't help fix it, you'll get your money back!
Rosetta Weisenheimer

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Gazer TV

Brought to you by
Gazer TV
Shit as it happens.
Just missed all the action? Other gazers blocking your view?
Get your place in the front row - order Gazer TV today!
(Accident powered by Volunteers)

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Continental Drift Watching

X-TREME SPORTS
CONTINENTAL
DRIFT
WATCHING
Are you tough enough?
Get Your Gear
Your chance to win a full Continental
Drift Watching Sports Gear. Just fill
out the coupon and send it in.
Name: _______________________
Address: _____________________

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The Amazing D-Rector

THE AMAZING D-RECTOR
AS SEEN IN OUR SPAM MAILS
Are you easily
aroused?
Doing too much
Viagra lately?
Got an all-time
horny husband?
End your worries -
make it micro & soft!
Micro&Soft

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Ushole Investment

Little investment...
...great outcome.
Because what matters is what's left at the end.
Ushole investment

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The Sims Deathbed Expansion Pack

The SIMS
Deathbed Expension Pack
Loneliness - Incontinence - Misery - Funerals
Enjoy the horrors of old age: the progressive loss of teeth,
eyesight, memory and sanity. Experience your annoyed relatives
waiting for you to finally pop it. Imagine yourself being placed
in a decrepid nursery home with awful food, mindless
entertainment and inane conversations. Drop dead, old fart!
The fun of getting old and sick.

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Rhetoric Seminars for Gangsta Rappers

Aquire proper English at the
Weisenheimer Speak-Good-Center
Rhetoric Seminars
for
Gangsta Rappers
BEFORE:
Yo whatís up man? Ah... Tíis
I at da mike herre, f***ín
pimp... Um... Know what iím
sayinnĎ man, Ahm... Doiní ma
Stylí man... Cuz ya know my
homy flavor!  know what iím
sayinn? Um... I owe Nuthin!
AFTER:
Sorry, I have absolutely
nothing to say.
PARENTAL ADVISORY: BANAL LYRICS

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