Rhetoric Seminars for Gangsta Rappers

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Rhetoric Seminars
for
Gangsta Rappers
BEFORE:
Yo what’s up man? Ah... T’is
I at da mike herre, f***’n
pimp... Um... Know what i’m
sayinn‘ man, Ahm... Doin’ ma
Styl’ man... Cuz ya know my
homy flavor!  know what i’m
sayinn? Um... I owe Nuthin!
AFTER:
Sorry, I have absolutely
nothing to say.
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(A.S., J.U.)