Daily Horoscope - Arsehole

Teens Horoscopes Check your destiny with our daily horoscopes Arsehole (1st January - 31th December) Birth stone: Coprolite. You like: Interesting sounds, wacky whiffs, soft and smooth touch. You dislike: Being forced to hold back, being told to open up and baring all. You’re best at: Organising surprises, thinking up brilliant new sounds and cooking up some terrific new recipees. Deep down: U are always looking to express urself creatively. U like to sculpture and shape but hate being pressurised to perform. Your career: Sit on yourself all day. Fashion: Billiard balls or furry and flat, style is your flavour and your favorite colours are pink, yellow and brown. As a mate: You are loads of fun to be around. People love your combustible humour and bunsen-burner wit. Always game to try out new things, u really are the life of the party and mates think u are just fab. As a girlfriend: U get bored easily, so ur boyf’s got to be a fun sort who enjoys surprising u. Celebrity Arseholes: G. W. Flush, M. Patcher, T. Bruise, P. Pratt, J. Bogberts, A. McBowel

(A.S., M.U.)