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Daily Horoscope - Arsehole

Teens Horoscopes Check your destiny with our daily horoscopes Arsehole (1st January - 31th December) Birth stone: Coprolite. You like: Interesting sounds, wacky whiffs, soft and smooth touch. You dislike: Being forced to hold back, being told to open up and baring all. You’re best at: Organising surprises, thinking up brilliant new sounds and cooking up some terrific new recipees. Deep down: U are always looking to express urself creatively. U like to sculpture and shape but hate being pressurised to perform. Your career: Sit on yourself all day. Fashion: Billiard balls or furry and flat, style is your flavour and your favorite colours are pink, yellow and brown. As a mate: You are loads of fun to be around. People love your combustible humour and bunsen-burner wit. Always game to try out new things, u really are the life of the party and mates think u are just fab. As a girlfriend: U get bored easily, so ur boyf’s got to be a fun sort who enjoys surprising u. Celebrity Arseholes: G. W. Flush, M. Patcher, T. Bruise, P. Pratt, J. Bogberts, A. McBowel

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Halloween Mask Whacko-Jacko

Pranksters Gags & Gifts Order now! Scare the hell out of your buddies! Special Offer: Only $5,000,000 Add to cart Disclaimer: Prolonged usage can seriously damage your health. No refund available for this product. You buy it, you own it! Halloween Mask WHACKO-JACKO The longer you wear it, the scarier it’ll get! The kids are gonna run!! Mask made in ultra flexible FoamEx™ Natural Latex.

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Leisure Suit Hef In The Land Of The Aging Playboys

Leisure Suit Hef in THE LAND OF THE AGING PLAYBOYS ...AND NEVERAGING WOMEN!

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Calgon

NEW COMPACT TABLETS Calgon BRAINTABS PREVENTS ALZHEIMER FOR EFFECTIVE BRAINWASHING A tablet a day keeps the legacy hunters away!

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e@syCredit

e@sy Credit h@ard Payback Live your life - leave the organizing to us. serfbank we make it easy.

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Best Before

EUROPEAN UNION PUBLIC HEALTH COMMISSION REGULATION Starting 2004, all sound storage media products must provide best before dates in order to prevent insanitary consumption. BEST BEFORE 02/1999 WARNING: Do not consume after expiration date!

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Game Hype

IT'S NEW. IT'S COOL. AND IT'S NOT OUT YET! PC CD-ROM GAME HYPE SCREENSHOTS! MOVIES! WEBKITS! TALKABOUT WARE BEST GAME EVER. PERIOD. SomeBuzz Magazine

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Apple's iYo-yo

Unleash the power Wireless gaming with iYo-yo

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Classic Text Adventure

Interactive Text Adventure Welcome to Microsoft Help and Support You're in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. What would you like to do? A RETRO GAME FOR YOUR WEB BROWSER INTERACTIVE FICTION BY MICROSOFT WITH ON-LINE HINTS

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Crowded Planet

crowded planet The ultimate pocket guide series to the world's most overcrowded places Japan Special section on Tokyo

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