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Do they know it's Christmas Time At All?

Do they know it's Christmas Time At All?

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Urinal by Calvin Klein

Urinal for men eau de toilette by Calvin Klein

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Lego Zen Master

Lego Zen Master Hello, I am Kwang Dang Zong from the sacred Temple of Zen. Here at the temple, we study the Zen way for all our life. YET we FAIL TO unlock the mystery of Lego Zen. If you are at the age of 12 and know how to play Lego, please enlighten us!

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Dump

dump Browse * Throw Away * My Dump * Garbage Truck Junk Yard Wanna get rid of your old junk? * No need to to fudge a story about your item! * No need to send in digital photos with a camera that you can’t handle anyway! * No need to make up a silly nick name! * No need to court other dumpers to earn positive feedback! * Whatever it is, we’ll make it go away!

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Safer Surf

Safer Surf Before you plug it in ... protect yourself ! “I was surfing smut pages without protection. It was my first time. I had a lot of fun, but then I caught a dialer. I wish I could turn back time.” Billy G. (22), New Mexiko “I’m CEO of a large software company. I just sent an email to a friend when I realised that my PC had a virus. Now I feel sorry for him, too.” Steve B. (47), USA “I was using this insecure operating system. When I opened an email attachment I got from a friend, my PC was infected.” Bill G. (40), USA Make sure it doesn’t happen to you. Weisenheimer Ltd. The Security Experts.

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Breaking News

BREAKING NEWS Jessica Weisenheimer reports LIVE CHINA: RICE BAG FALLEN OVER SITUATION UNCLEAR STOCK MARKETS REMAIN CALM IN SPITE OF RICE INCIDENT - LOCAL FARMERS: "YAWN"

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The Complete Secret Knowledge Of The Illuminati

The Complete Secret Knowledge of The Illuminati Table of Contents Title page ...... 1

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Play your best card.

PLAY YOUR BEST CARD. Rush. Push. Flush. Cash points. * L'etoilette CLUBCARD Club Smart Sign up today and start earning points! Lord J. John * Valid Club outlets and service partners only Conditions apply Welcome to the Club! * Earn points with EVERY trip* * Over 100.000 partners in 20 countries! * Start swiping today and collect points! * Fun in the sun, with you clubcard! Your Shop-It Prize Bonanza: * Enjoy the velvet feel of you Clubpaper® 365 points * Let your Clubmaître® spoil you! 3000 points * Live la dolce vita in the Clubhouse® 30000 points

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The new Dodge Ram 3500 Quad X-tra Large

Introducing the new Dodge Ram 3500 Quad X-tra Large LIVING X-TRA LARGE Bigger is better. Especially when you’re talking about the Heavy-Duty Ram 3500 Quad X-tra Large. Haul through the streets with a large vehicle to make up for a small penis. * Has so much power that it can even haul YOUR fat ass around town. * Equipped with 35 x-tra large cupholders and burger slots. * Measures the temperature of your farts in fahrenheit. * Ideal for bringing kids to school or drive to shopping malls. * Looks as shitty as we could possibly make it. INTIMIDATION FACTOR It’s what happens to “toy” truck drivers when they see a Ram 3500 in their mirror. Hey, if you saw a truck like this barreling toward you, you’d know intimidation, too. MORE TOW FOR LESS DOUGH Low quality for an acceptable price. DODGE GRAB LIFE BY THE HORNS

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Ushole consulting

when you feel a creative urge let us develop your ideas Because professional solutions need strong partners. Ushole consulting

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